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Entre les coups de gueule contre la modération forcément fasciste, ceux qui râlent parce que la hot-line met deux jours à répondre, ceux qui n’aiment pas le nouveau truc de la mort qui tue qu’on vient de développer avec amour (mais « c’était mieux avant »), ceux qui trouvent qu’il n’y a pas assez  de tests de ceci ou trop de cela, qui trouvent les tests pas assez critiques ou au contraire trop durs, la vie d’un admin d’AF n’est pas toujours de tout repos. Et je ne parle pas de gens non membres qui nous menacent de procès parce que quelqu’un dit qu’il a été mal servi chez eux et que son synthé commandé il y a 3 mois n’est toujours pas livré.

Heureusement, on a aussi pas mal de messages de remerciements. Au détour d’une réponse à la hot-line, dans un sujet annonçant une nouvelle fonction, après l’annonce de la correction d’un bug, il arrive qu’on ait un « merci pour ce que vous faites ». Ça compense.

Mais de temps en temps, un membre se lâche carrément et ça fait plaisir automatiquement.

Justement, dans « qu’est-ce qui vous fait plaisir automatiquement », NoSkillz déclare sa flamme !

Plaisir auto : AF tel qu’il est.
Poster une image drôle (ou pas), de la citation dans/hors AF, une phrase à la con, une question sérieuse, un sondage idiot. Apprendre des trucs liés ou non à la musique, poser des questions auxquelles on n’a pas la réponse mais un AFien peut l’avoir. Entendre ou lire un truc ailleurs et avoir le réflexe de le poster parce qu’il a fait penser à AF automatiquement. Googler un truc, puis de fil en aiguille tomber sur une fiche produit sur AF, lire tranquillement un test, se dire que merde c’est cher comme même, et du coup rêver un peu ; chercher encore, découvrir un matos similaire qu’on ne soupçonnait même pas, partir en quête d’infos, avoir accès aux avis, aux tutos, aux forums. Du coup, revendre l’ancien matos qu’on n’utilisait plus trop. Du coup, gérer ses annonces, échanger tranquillement avec des acheteurs. Du coup, poster un avis sur le nouveau truc acheté, pouvoir renseigner de parfaits inconnus sur le forum du produit en question.
Je n’ai pas beaucoup de sites favoris, mais le fait d’aller consulter mes sujets flagués est littéralement devenu un réflexe automatique dès que Firefox est lancé.
Non mais priceless, quoi !
Merci AF.

Merci mec. Et merci à tous les membres qui contribuent à faire d’Audiofanzine ce qu’il est.

Will – Admin chargé de la communauté.

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  7. My name is Mike, a regular guy from the USA, and back in 2018 I
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    In case this sounds unfamiliar, most people haven’t.
    The entire concept sounds like a joke. Two competitors climb inside a
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    Yes, really. In most sports you have a court, but
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    This is what shocked me the first time.

    It even has official events and competitive tournaments.
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    Compared to ordinary sports, every movement is limited by
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    During those days I was heavily interested in unusual athletic
    events. I watched football, basketball, MMA, and wrestling.
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    Friends often discussed sportsbooks. Sometimes
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    One night I saw a video clip online. At first I thought it was satire.

    Grown adults were trying to battle inside a parked car while spectators were going
    crazy with excitement. I laughed so hard that coffee nearly came out of my
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    Not long afterward, I found a local event and decided to attend.

    The event was unforgettable. There were fans discussing all kinds of sporting topics.

    Some people even joked about which athlete would be the favorite
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    Soon I wanted more than just watching. I signed up for beginner training.
    My first session was a disaster. I hit my head on the roof,
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    Yet I kept coming back.

    As time passed, I improved. I learned how to use positioning, leverage,
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    My friends thought I was completely crazy. Whenever someone asked what sport I practiced,
    the conversation usually went like this:

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    The most unforgettable competition happened at a major event.
    My opponent was massive. He looked like he could bench-press a refrigerator.
    Before the match started, he smiled and said, « You’re going to need luck. » I should have listened.

    The match began, chaos exploded. We bounced between seats,
    bumped into doors, and nearly tangled ourselves in everything inside the vehicle.

    The crowd was roaring. Spectators were going crazy.

    Then came the moment I will never forget.

    My opponent grabbed the seat belt and accidentally turned it into what looked like a crazy lasso.
    As we struggled for position, the belt snapped across the cabin and wrapped around me
    in the strangest way imaginable. For a second I thought, « I can’t believe this is happening »

    He pulled, I twisted, the seat belt locked, the door opened slightly, and both of us somehow ended up tangled together like human spaghetti.
    The audience was laughing so hard that some people could barely stay in their seats.

    It looked completely ridiculous.

    For a brief moment, I genuinely thought my opponent was going to flatten me.
    Fortunately, the officials quickly intervened when things became unsafe, and the situation was resolved without
    serious injury. Afterward we both burst out laughing.
    The crowd applauded. Even today people who were there still talk about « the legendary belt tangle. »

    Looking back, CarJitsu remains one of the most unusual sports I have
    ever experienced. It gave me great memories and incredible
    experiences. Whether people are discussing athletic entertainment, very few things create reactions
    like CarJitsu.

    When people want to hear a crazy sports story, I always tell them about the day I climbed into a car in 2018 and accidentally became a CarJitsu competitor.

    Nobody believes it at first. But after hearing about tournaments, athletes, training sessions, sports fans, betting conversations, sportsbook discussions,
    and my unforgettable seat belt battle, they usually agree on one thing:

    CarJitsu is wonderfully ridiculous.

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